I've fallen! And I can't get up!

[viktor_haag]

A recent report from our intrepid reporters at Sportsnet.ca reveals that J.P. has an amusing understanding of reality. J.P. was finally backed into admitting that the club knew all along that it was B.J.'s elbow and that this was the reason he saw so little grapefruit action. Here's the quote that found me slipped off my chair and on the floor:

Ricciardi denied he ever lied about the nature of the injury. "It's not lies if we know the truth."

Uh, no, J.P. I think you need to check your Concise Oxford. That, sir, is exactly when it's a lie...