I am disgusted

[viktor_haag]

A gossip-train-wreck-watcher in my office pointed me towards the unfolding BritFed disaster. Specifically, a people article on the Fed muppet. Two phrases caught my eye:

...is seeking sole custody of his kids...

and

"You know I'm a free man, right ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

Why the hell couldn't my co-worker have pushed my nose in this before I'd eaten my lunch.

Gah.